Studies show that there is still no substitute for a thoughtful, handwritten note, mailed with a stamp and delivered to a mailbox, for conveying a heartfelt message. Observe...
I feel your pain. Nobody wants to run with me any more, either.
Dear State Archive of the Soviet Union,
Thank you for Premier Stalin's parade plans. We barely changed a thing. Believe me, it was tremendous.
Dear Ithaca College,
Want to know what having a huge endowment is like? It's pretty freakin' awesome!
70 years ago, Ithaca had two daily trains from the West End to New York City, with sleeper cars, dining cars, and a bar. WTF happened?!
We can't help feeling that we're headed toward some sort of precipice. How does this usually turn out?
Very truly yours,
The Republican Party
We thought you might be interested in some unique investment opportunities in the kayak and hip wader industries. Let us know.
The American Association of State Climatologists
How's your film industry? Just wondering.
Dear Baby Boomers,
Have you seen our future? We can't find it.
Dear United States,
Keep throwing money at saber-rattling and years-long military adventures. You'll always be Number One.
The Roman Empire
Dear Stewart Park,
Just a note to say that we visited your swimming beach. Love what you've done with the place!