Charley Githler

Charley Githler 

Studies show that there is still no substitute for a thoughtful, handwritten note, mailed with a stamp and delivered to a mailbox, for conveying a heartfelt message. Observe...

 

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain. Nobody wants to run with me any more, either.

Sincerely,

Joe Biden

 

Dear State Archive of the Soviet Union,

Thank you for Premier Stalin's parade plans. We barely changed a thing. Believe me, it was tremendous.

Best,

Donald 

 

Dear Ithaca College,

Want to know what having a huge endowment is like? It's pretty freakin' awesome!

Love,

Cornell

 

Dear 2019,

70 years ago, Ithaca had two daily trains from the West End to New York City, with sleeper cars, dining cars, and a bar. WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1949

 

Dear Lemmings,

We can't help feeling that we're headed toward some sort of precipice. How does this usually turn out?

Very truly yours,

The Republican Party

 

Dear Florida,

We thought you might be interested in some unique investment opportunities in the kayak and hip wader industries. Let us know.

Best wishes,

The American Association of State Climatologists

 

Dear Ithaca,

How's your film industry? Just wondering.

Love,

Hollywood

 

Dear Baby Boomers,

Have you seen our future? We can't find it.

Best,

Millennials

 

Dear United States,

Keep throwing money at saber-rattling and years-long military adventures. You'll always be Number One.

Sincerely,

The Roman Empire

 

Dear Stewart Park,

Just a note to say that we visited your swimming beach. Love what you've done with the place!

Signed,

The Iroquois

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